She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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