How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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