I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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