NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Randomize
