thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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