love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Randomize
