butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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