I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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