Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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