even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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