I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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