My nipple is on Facebook.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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