He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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