If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Even my vagina gasped.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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