but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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