so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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