She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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