she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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