did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She tied me up with her honor cords...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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