Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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