For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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