he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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