Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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