ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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