Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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