I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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