haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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