I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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