Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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