beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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