i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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