The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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