Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
