I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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