So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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