And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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