Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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