Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
and you said cock pushups were impossible
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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