i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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