But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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