My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
All the doctor said was why
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