I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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