This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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