So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her vagine was all disorganized.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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