who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
worst night to have a conscience
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How external is "for external use only"?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I have aggressive nipples.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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