I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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