Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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