I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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