It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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