i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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