R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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