Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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